De Niro made his appearance halfway through, hooking Stiller's Cohen up to a polygraph.
President Trump's circle of trust is in jeopardy.
"SNL" hired veteran actor Alec Baldwin to play the satirical role of the commander in chief, resulting in the program receiving record high ratings and critical acclaim.More news: Assad says strikes make Syria even more determined to 'fight terrorism'
In the fantastic cold open, Sessions and Pence sympathized with Cohen - who laments, "You know how much evidence I have in my office?"
"You listen to me, you little weasel", De Niro as Mueller later told Stiller's character, "I don't know what rights you think you have".
Meet the Parents costars Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller stole the show during the Saturday, April 14, episode of Saturday Night Live, with host John Mulaney and musical guest Jack White. "I will gladly go to jail to protect Mr. Trump", Stiller said. "I have an entire hard drive that's just labeled 'Yikes!'" - before sending him off to speak with special investigator Robert Mueller. "How'd you like that pee pee tape?". "I was just tryin' to milk some information outta people". "Yeah, like a cow, a goat, or a cat". De Niro asks. "Just kidding!"More news: Cauvery Management Board: Palaniswami submits memorandum to Modi
"You can milk anything with nipples", Cohen said. If you've never thought about why a CT town would build a gazebo during the Civil War or how much of your day is spent proving you're not a robot, the comedian will really make you stop and question things.
Cohen then rants about how the investigations into his practices and those of Trump are a personal witch-hunt, but Mueller counters by stating that the FBI uses code names to avoid personal feelings getting in the way.
Fitting in one last reference to the beloved comedy, Mueller promised Cohen, "We're gonna catch all you little fockers".More news: Russian lawmaker warns against Syria strike